My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my ______
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your _______ on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my ______
And I can't ___ at all
And even if I could it'll all be ____
Put your picture on my ____
It _______ me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, I _____ you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the ______
I sent two _______ back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the ___________ or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, what's been up? Man how's your ________?
My girlfriend's ________ too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a ____ her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I ____ about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ... who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this ________, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the ___________ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your ________ man
I like you did with Rawkus too, that was fat
Anyways, I ____ you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
My tea's gone ____ I'm wondering why I
Got out of ___ at all
The morning rain ______ up my window
And I can't see at all
And ____ if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my ____
It reminds me, that it's not so ___
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't ______ or wrote, I hope you have a ______
I ain't mad, I just think you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me _______ your concert
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little _______ man, he's only six years old
We ______ in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty ... man, you're like his idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
Sometimes I even ... myself to see how much it ......
It's like adrenaline, the ____ is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I _______ you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's _______ 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for ______ like us growin' up, you gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever ____
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too
My tea's ____ cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning ____ clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be ____
Put your picture on my wall
It _______ me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"
This will be the last package I ever ____ your ...
It's been six months and still no word, I don't _______ it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em _______
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I ____ you hear it
I'm in the ___ right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ______ it now, I hope you can't _____ and you _____ about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you ______ about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't _______ without me
See Slim! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't ... her ..., I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she ... she'll ... more, and then she'll ... too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
I ______, how am I supposed to send this ... out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been ____
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of ______ you
Don't think I did that ... intentionally just to diss you
But what's this ... you said about you like to ... your wrists too?
I say that ... just clownin' dog, come on, how ..... is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ... from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this ... about us meant to be together?
That type of ... will make me not want us to ____ each other
I really think you and your girlfriend ____ each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her ______
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you _______
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I _______ you but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy ...
I seen this one ... on the news a couple weeks ago that made me ____
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
